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Only when we pull in my driveway he said 'Your eyes are too big for your face...' I just get out and start walking to my door, but he gets out too, I figure to apologize.

But no, he tries to kiss me goodnight." From call_me_Eeyore:"So I matched with this dude who seemed nice, and we agree to meet up at a coffee shop.

When he got back to this dimension he had super powers and could control people's emotions.

He then creepily leaned over and said 'I can make you feel anything right now...' He also said he knew the four horsemen of the apocalypse and that he was going to help me during the end of the world.

But, every so often, you have a date that is so astonishingly terrible that they make you question all of the life choices that led you this moment.

I finally managed to stammer out a 'Wuh-what' and he proceeded to tighten his grip and repeat the question, to which my survival instincts are screaming " From Alma Llama6:"This was by far the most terrifying/hilarious date I had ever been on. (Accepting a ride was not my proudest moment, I admit) He talked the entire ride and it went from normal small talk to him saying that he has super powers.

Last week, Twitter user “A guy spent all of dinner telling me about his ex-girlfriends and how after each break-up he had to move out of their place and move back home.

Then he asked how big my apartment was,” Danielle Sepulveres wrote.

Years ago, I was a junior in high school and he was in college. One weekend, he met my friend and me at a local concert. He said that when he was in high school he went to an alternate dimension and couldn't find his way back.

When it was over, the friend I got a ride from had to leave urgently, so this guy offered to drive me home. The only way for him to find his way was to sell his soul to a merchant he found in this other dimension.

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